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Suatu sore telepon berbunyi. "Hallo, Pak juri ? Ini saya, tuan, Dodo, pembantu di villa bapak.." "Oh iya. Ada apa Do? Ada masalah? "Anu..saya nelepon cuma mau ngasih tau, burung kakaktua bapak mati.." "Kakaktua saya? Mati? Yang pernah menang di Lomba Tingkat Dunia itu??" "Ya tuan..yang itu" "Waduh sial juga ya...lumayan banyak juga tuh duit keluar buat ngelatih tu burung..matinya kenapa do?" "Gara2 makan daging busuk, tuan" "Daging busuk?? Siapa yang ngasih dia daging busuk??!!" "Ngga ada tuan..dia cuma makan daging kuda yang udah mati." "Kuda mati? Kuda mati apa??" "Kuda punya tuan." "Kuda yang menang pacuan internasional itu?!!!" "Iya tuan, Dia mati kecapen setelah narik gerobak tong air." "Lu gila ya? gerobak air apaan???" "Gerobak air buat madamin api, tuan" "Ya ampuun..api apa lagi???" "Api di rumah tuan! Ada lilin yang jat

A Lot of jobs to do.... I feel tired n wanna to sleep.... oh gezzz.... Jesus where are You?? can i sleep for a moment? can i speaks to you for a while to refresh me again? i need to get out from my routines n just stepped out for a while.... but, if you can see it jesus, at my desk, i don't know how to fix it right away... which one i must do first? please tell me, wouldn't u? i pray to you coz i know u know how i feel. n i don't need to pretend anything to you. you know exactly how i am, how i feel, whether i walk or run, sleep or awake, busy or not, you know it, right? i'm glad i'm not u, so i can speaks to you freely... without any suspicious feeling, or thinking are u in the good mood? thx for listens to me right now.... see you again tonight.... Love U....

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Thought this was pretty amazing and interesting!! For all the scientists out there, and for all the students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the truth of the Bible, here's something that shows God's awesome creation, and that He is still in control! Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been called "myth" in the Bible is true? Mr. Harold Hill, President of the Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore, Maryland, and a consultant in the space program, relates the following development. I think one of the most amazing things that God has done for us today happened recently to our astronauts and space scientists at Green Belt, Maryland. They were checking out where the positions of the sun, moon, and planets would be 100 years and 1,000 years from now.. We have to know this so we won't send up a satellite and have it bump into something later on in its orbits. We have to lay out the orbits in terms of the life of the satell

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! "And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his questio